pastel cauliflower

While shopping at Metropolitan Market (which has a frighteningly similar logo to the aforementioned DVD twins, I might add) I came across something truly strange: a colorful smorgasbord of cauliflower. Call me old fashioned, but do we really need to inject excitement of this kind into our vegetables? Is the thing missing from cauliflower that it needs to come in Easter colors? I don't appreciate weird visual novelty entering my high end food market. Sorry.

In case you were wondering these veggi labradoodles have names, of course: cheddar, graffiti, and verdant.

cool neighborhood!

Maybe if we just tell them it's cool here, they'll believe us. Hey, no harm in wishful thinking...

and then everyone ran out of ideas

In the almost infinite choices of a) DVDs I could rent and b) possible design options... I ended up with two that looked exactly the same. Sightly metallic gray, centered on the upper half, the more salient of the two words bolded... it's uncanny.

kids meal panda

It's hard to even guess why Burgermaster would have put this image on this side of their kids meal boxes. Before we go any further... yes, I still order kids meals. Guilty as charged.

Confused, I launched an investigation.
Me: i dare you to make sense of this picture.
Jen: uuuuhh, I guess the other animals are from different parts of the world? and he's from china? and i think he's on safari? but he's def wearing a pimp hat.
Me: i thought he was a pirate. but then i though he was a fireman panda. but then i was confused by the fact was wearing intense dish washing gloves. with binoculars.