Breaking news! Evidence shows that ducks do not in fact hatch their young from eggs... rather, they poop them out (with great force, I might add). I discovered this today while driving to the hardware store. Very informative.
I am particularly concerned for the duckling that was thrust into the world so quickly that he had to take flight right at the moment of birth. It's a shame, little guy, but you would have learned independence eventually... and I guess now is as good a time as any.
